If you're a wobbly-kneed, amateur chef with a tendency to wet your pants anytime someone's voice goes a few decibels higher in your direction, a good version of the Hell's Kitchen video game should make you wish you put on your rubber ...

The F-Word. Today's front page of the Daily Express reads: 'SWEARING NOW THE BLIGHT OF BRITAIN.' The paper runs a front page 'news story' on this, continuing inside, and also finding room on the Op-Ed pages to reiterate the 'truth', ... The paper roles out Gordon Ramsay’s popularity (incidentally, I have a man crush on the shouty Scot but am I think ambivalent towards his tendency to swear) and the recent 'Sachsgate' [sic] scandal involving self-styled hedonist Russell ...